Ladies and gentlemen, I gotta tell you, I recently had a mind-blowing experience. I was flipping through the channels on my TV, and I stumbled upon this talk show called “Stars and AI.” Now, I’ve seen some crazy stuff on TV before, but this was next level. They had an interview with Medusa on there! Yeah, the snake-haired, turn-you-to-stone-if-you-look-at-her Medusa!
I couldn’t believe it. I mean, talk about booking a high-risk guest, right? They probably had to bring in a team of stone removal experts just in case things went south. I can picture the producer backstage, like, “Alright, we got the snake handler, the stone removal crew, and an insurance policy that’s thicker than the Bible. Let’s do this!”
But here’s the thing, watching Medusa do an interview was fascinating. She was sitting there in her designer shades, because even snakes need to look fabulous on TV. And the host, he’s got his mirrored sunglasses on, and they’re having this deep conversation. I’m thinking, “How does Medusa even agree to an interview? She’s been dodging heroes and adventurers for centuries!”
But I guess the times are changing, you know? Even mythical creatures are trying to stay relevant. I can just imagine her backstage, going through her talking points. “Okay, remember, don’t stare too long at the camera, Medusa. We don’t want a national crisis on our hands.”
And then, of course, there’s the moment when someone from the audience asks a question, and they forget to look away. Cue the stone transformation, right? The audience member just freezes up, and you can hear Medusa going, “Uh-oh, I guess I’m trending on Twitter again.”
But the most impressive part of the whole interview was when they did a close-up shot of Medusa’s hair. You know how we all have bad hair days? Well, her bad hair day is like, “Oh no, I accidentally turned three people to stone today.” It makes split ends seem pretty manageable, doesn’t it?
And at the end of the interview, they gave Medusa a standing ovation. Well, sort of. People stood up, but they didn’t look at her. It was more like a “I appreciate your existence from a safe distance” kind of applause.
So, yeah, folks, that’s the world we live in now. Even Medusa can land a talk show interview. I don’t know about you, but I’m eagerly waiting for the Sphinx’s cooking show next. I hear she makes a killer riddle pie!
But hey, remember, if you ever find yourself face-to-face with a Gorgon on live TV, just remember, don’t blink, don’t stare, and for goodness’ sake, don’t ask her about her hair care routine!